The following advertisement is shortly to appear in newspaper across the country in the situations vacant columns :-
WANTED : UNABLED BODIED MEN or WOMEN
SALARY : In excess of £63,000 per annum.
HOURS : Totally at applicants discretion
HOLIDAYS : At least 12 weeks per year
EXPENSES : Unfortunately limited to £250,000 per annum
STAFF SUPPORT : Family preferably
PENSION : Second only to Fred the Shred
TRAVEL : Frequent jaunts abroad available
SECOND JOB : Preferable
EXPERIENCE : None
ACCOMMODATION : Free mortgage but profit can be retained
NUMBER OF JOBS : Could be as many as 630 very soon.
QUALIFICATIONS : Good fiction writer, inventive mind.
GUESS THE JOB ?